In the Earthen Plane, I was a prodigy. But in the Spiritual Plane, I was crippled. And in the Cloud Plane, I was dead. However, after being blasted by a dragon's sneeze and experiencing death, I find myself back in my room in the Earthen Plane where I was once a genius. In my previous life, I was too focused on training and neglected to enjoy life. But now, with a second chance, I realize that I should live life to the fullest. Instead of isolating myself to cultivate, I decide to take in a few disciples who can help take care of me. After all, an easy life is the best life. Plus, the other Planes are not so great anyway. So I'll just lay back and relax here in my comfortable room. All I have to do is teach my dear disciples the things I've learned while they take care of me. Wait, what? One of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? That's impossible! Can't you see her massaging my shoulders right now? And over there, she's obediently pouring tea for me. There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family. And look at how cute she is, peacefully napping under the cherry blossom tree. You must be delusional to even suggest that my adorable disciples are capable of such feats. They couldn't possibly have flattened the impassable Death Mountains. They're just sweet and innocent Yanderes, nothing more.
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